Some potheads have passed The High Campus's exam on being a high classed pothead. Here are a couple of the potheads that we know you've met through all the smoke sessions you've attended!

Name: Munchman

Description: Eats the entire fridge of food at your mom’s house, when you specifically told him not to. Mcdonald's calls him King. His abnormal appetite is even alarming for the typical cannabis consumer. If you know him, never have a smoke session at your place or anyone’s place you care about.

Name: Creepy Carla

Description: She’s always quiet till she starts smoking, and talking about her dark past. It starts out innocent, talking about how she’s seen the entire world and loves humanity. Then nonchalantly she brings up her witness to murder, her love for blood and her accounts in court.

Name: Steph Cannabis

Description: Usually the lazy one in the bunch, but when he smokes he wants to run miles. He’ll play basketball for 5 hours straight, then ask if you’d like to go to the gym. Anything to use up energy, and he’s found weed to be the best steroid and energy drink he can get.

Name: The Conspiracy Theorist

Description: He’s the logical one in the group, always speaking with so much confidence. It’s a different story once he starts consuming. He becomes a tad paranoid and all that knowledge he’s picked up starts to erupt in his mind. He believes everything is a conspiracy. His biggest catchphrase is “Bush did 9/11”. He swears his biggest enemy is the illuminati, and the only thing that will protect us is weed. He also believes the illuminati lives under Patrick Star’s rock from Spongebob. It doesn’t help that his high group of friends encourages him.

Name: Ivy Indica

Description: Don’t give her the keys after she smokes, and she barely does. She usually drinks it in tea, because she loves the mellow feelings the drug creates for her. This girl will go into hibernation after taking a couple of puffs. When she does wake up, she’ll tell you vivid nightmares about gian cannabis plants chasing her through a field of haze. Long story short, don’t let Ivy consume too much. She might be sleep on your couch for longer than you want.

Name: Sativa Picasso

Description: He’s the starving artist that has the writer block, most likely cause of his stress and lack of inspiration. After smoking though, he becomes an art guru. He’ll start blabbering self made poetry and even draw on the walls if he has to. You would think Picasso, Michelangelo and Beethoven all lives through him. Make sure you get his autograph before his new high makes him too famous for you.

Name: Chris Pot

Description: Usually the try hard comedian in the group, but consumption has him channeling his inner Bernie Mac and Kevin Hart. Everything he says comes out as funny, but what really makes everyone else crack up is his laugh. The laugh that comes out of him, might have you dying of laughter. Remember though, you’d be dying from his laughter because weed can’t kill you.

Name: Cannabis Shock Samantha

Description: Her daily ritual is going to Starbucks, listening to K-pop, and Sunday school at church. She also loves horseback riding and hiking on her days off. She’s doesn’t smoke often, but when she does everything changes. You might see White Girl Samantha acting a little more hood than usual. You may even suspect she’s from Compton or Chi-Town. She will yell at her to play some Wiz Khalifa and swears Snoop Dogg is her father. No wonder she barely smokes, if she did she may have been a top American gangster.

Name: Wannabe Rasta Raymond

Description: You’ll probably hear a lot of people yell at him saying, “Are you serious, Raymond?”. When asked to come smoke. He wears his Rasta cap and even brings fake dreads. And when asked to bring something for the group’s munchies, he only brings beef patties. All he does is try to play Bob Marley, and Cannabis Shock Samantha has a lot of animosity towards him. Ironically, they are both pretending to be someone else while their high.

Name: The Closeted Weed Head

Description: You might not see him at the parties, but that’s because he bashes pot smokers everywhere he goes. Check his twitter bio, and you may see his “#DeathToHemp”. He has a pretty large following of anti weed smokers. He tried weed once as an experience, and loved the way it made him feel. So now, he hides his love for cannabis and masks it with a hate agenda towards it. It’s sad because you might not find him at the parties, instead he smokes alone in his room making sure no one ever finds out about his little secret. Although, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.